A series of emails.
From Amazon.
Alerting me that the majority of my online gift purchases will arrive promptly anytime between Dec. 20 and the Mayan calendar-predicted end of the world.
When I will conveniently be out of the state.
Merry Christmas, random looters in my neighborhood. Hope you enjoy those carefully picked out presents just lounging on my porch.
Chick Writes Stuff 
As I awoke in the hostel with 4 guys a snoring, the 13th day of December brought to me a smile knowing that I’ll soon be going…to be continued