On the 11th and 12th days of December, Christmas gave to me…

A series of emails.

From Amazon.

Alerting me that the majority of my online gift purchases will arrive promptly anytime between Dec. 20 and the Mayan calendar-predicted end of the world.

When I will conveniently be out of the state.

Merry Christmas, random looters in my neighborhood. Hope you enjoy those carefully picked out presents just lounging on my porch.

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One response to “On the 11th and 12th days of December, Christmas gave to me…

  1. As I awoke in the hostel with 4 guys a snoring, the 13th day of December brought to me a smile knowing that I’ll soon be going…to be continued

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