A series of emails.
From Amazon.
Alerting me that the majority of my online gift purchases will arrive promptly anytime between Dec. 20 and the Mayan calendar-predicted end of the world.
When I will conveniently be out of the state.
Merry Christmas, random looters in my neighborhood. Hope you enjoy those carefully picked out presents just lounging on my porch.
As I awoke in the hostel with 4 guys a snoring, the 13th day of December brought to me a smile knowing that I’ll soon be going…to be continued