Someday I aspire to be the kind of devoted mother who loves her children enough that she’s actually willing to turn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4 days ago
My husband does the grocery shopping each week. Unfortunately for him, I make the grocery list each week. https://t.co/dTNbEWV3x45 days ago
What I really want for Mother’s Day: A standing ovation every time I put all the laundry away. And while we’re at it, roses thrown at my feet every time I clean the bathroom. Which you then scurry about and … Continue reading →
Hello everybody! And welcome to what is bound to be another epic Family Fight Night! We’re your announcers for the evening, Stan Boomvoice and Tucker McThundercords. It’s going to be hard to top last night’s bout, with its triple battle … Continue reading →
When you’re 20: Bikini that requires extensive de-hairing techniques Giant bottle of baby oil 1 sundress, 2 tank tops, shorts with university logo Impractical wedge sandal Makeup box that holds approximately 37 pounds of makeup Cute purse that is big … Continue reading →
Hey! Hi! Hey, guess what? Did you know that my kids had this entire week off school? Yeah! ‘Cause we live in New England where someone at some point inexplicably thought it’d be a great idea to send all the … Continue reading →