“Parenthood 2: The NeverEnding Awakening”
Sorry I haven’t been writing a lot lately, gang. I’ve been too busy working on my family’s new Christmas portrait:
Oh, and the puking. Been SUPER busy with the puking.
Yes, dear friends, we are having another demon spawn. Because when your life is picture perfect and everyone is finally sleeping through the night and peace and harmony has descended upon your house, it only makes sense to destroy all that with eight pounds of squishy, angry human dynamite.
Needless to say, we are thrilled. Well, my husband is thrilled. Our dog is horrified. Our toddler is oblivious (although he does he keep pointing to my stomach and asking “poop?” so take that however you need to). And I’ll be thrilled as soon as I don’t need a ginger ale IV to function.
And no worries. My writing will be back on schedule here shortly. The first trimester can’t last forever, can it? Ha! Ha! Right!? RIGHT!?!?
*hysterical laughter mixed with sobbing*
Seriously though, it can’t, right?