As a full-fledged adult now (I have my own CHECKING ACCOUNT…that even on rare occasions has money in it), I can honestly say I’ve never knowingly used algebra or had use for all the crap I had to learn of early Ohio history.
(Want to bring a party to screeching halt? Just mention that more U.S. presidents have come from Ohio than any other state. Believe it or not, this impresses no one).
But there are many other subjects I was forced to learn in school that have paid off mightily. For instance, I iz writter nao. I writ real good. Thanx, Mr. Abbott.
And, perhaps most surprisingly, is the fact that all those skills I learned playing youth and high school sports have finally paid off. All it took was becoming a parent.
So, whenever you hear someone saying sports are pointless and only for dumb meatheads, please show them the following…
Oh god these are so true! :p Parenting is more physically demanding than people give us credit for
So true. I laughed more than I should have at these. My toddler has just become “a runner” so I am fully living the sportswoman’s dream right now.
This is brilliant! How do you come up with this stuff?! Hilarious.
A combination of booze and animal sacrifices to Snark, the dark Lord of comedy writing.