On the tenth day of December, Christmas gave to me…

A crappy LG Ally phone that refuses to download Angry Birds Seasons.

What’s the point of ALL OF THIS if I can’t KILL pigs trapped in vaguely wintry surroundings with various-sized birds suffering from slingshot RAGE!?!? 

So…what? I’m just supposed to kill pigs trapped in vaguely non-wintry surroundings!?

Bah-humbug.