Get ready for exciting learning opportunities, such as “Nutrition 101: No, You Cannot Have Another Snack” and “You… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1 week ago
Well friends, we almost made it. Just a few more days left of school! Who is ready for summer!? Summer school, that is! Yay! Oh yes, I know you kids were looking forward to a carefree summer full of sun … Continue reading →
What I really want for Mother’s Day: A standing ovation every time I put all the laundry away. And while we’re at it, roses thrown at my feet every time I clean the bathroom. Which you then scurry about and … Continue reading →
Hello everybody! And welcome to what is bound to be another epic Family Fight Night! We’re your announcers for the evening, Stan Boomvoice and Tucker McThundercords. It’s going to be hard to top last night’s bout, with its triple battle … Continue reading →
When you’re 20: Bikini that requires extensive de-hairing techniques Giant bottle of baby oil 1 sundress, 2 tank tops, shorts with university logo Impractical wedge sandal Makeup box that holds approximately 37 pounds of makeup Cute purse that is big … Continue reading →
That’s what you get for being so “I luuuuvvvv Christmas” yesterday!